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Total Medals Earned: 575 (From 88 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,150 Points

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/27/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/27/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Hunt of HORROR

JOHNNY UTAH Unlocked 10/16/12
5 Points
FIND 10 HORRORS
LAZY MUFFIN Unlocked 10/16/12
5 Points
CHEAT
POX POWER Unlocked 10/16/12
5 Points
START A NEW GAME
THE WEEBL Unlocked 10/16/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
JOUSTE Unlocked 10/16/12
10 Points
FIND 50 HORRORS
MIDDLE FINGER RINGS Unlocked 10/16/12
10 Points
UNLOCK ALL MODES
ONEY 5 Points CONTINUE A GAME
HAPPY HARRY 10 Points SCORE 8,000
MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
RICE PIRATE 10 Points FIND 80 HORRORS
MIND CHAMBER 25 Points FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
TOON HOLE 25 Points FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
TOM FULP 100 Points COLLECT 13 GRAVES

Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/250 points)

Hurdle Turtle: Flash!

Slow and Steady Unlocked 9/8/10
5 Points
Survive 100m!
Lightning Pace Unlocked 9/8/10
10 Points
Survive an impressive 200m!
Hurdle Hero 25 Points Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Window Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Topsy Turvle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/70 points)

infect. evolve. repeat. 2

baby steps Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
do the evolution! Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
purchase your first upgrade.
first blood Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
destroy a white bloodcell.
i will survive Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
this is madness! Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
spawn a total of 300 germs.
biohazard 10 Points infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
offense is the best defence 10 Points upgrade damage to level 10.
pandemic 10 Points have 65 germs alive at the same time.
resistance is futile 10 Points destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
these go to eleven 10 Points upgrade latency to level 11.
woah! 10 Points oh my god it's so intense!
zombie outbreak 10 Points spawn a total of 10000 germs.
actually defence is the best defence 25 Points upgrade immunity to level 9.
autopilot 25 Points upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
entering the hall of fame 50 Points start from scratch after completing stage 25.
me myself and i 50 Points upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
the virus has been spread 50 Points finish the final stage of the campaign.
black death 100 Points earn a total of 70000 EP.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
just one more try Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/485 points)

Invertion

A new discovery Unlocked 12/20/11
5 Points
Split horizontally for the first time
Against Newton Unlocked 12/20/11
10 Points
Split vertically for the first time
Welcome to the sewer 100 Points Complete the game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 4/6/11
5 Points
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 4/6/11
5 Points
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3 Unlocked 4/6/11
5 Points
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4 Unlocked 4/6/11
5 Points
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5 Unlocked 4/6/11
5 Points
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 10 5 Points Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11 5 Points Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12 5 Points Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13 5 Points Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14 5 Points Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15 5 Points Beat Level 15
Beat Level 6 5 Points Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7 5 Points Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8 5 Points Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9 5 Points Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16 10 Points Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17 10 Points Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18 10 Points Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19 10 Points Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20 10 Points Beat Level 20
CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/200 points)

Kung Fu Attack

Goblin Tosser Unlocked 10/17/10
5 Points
Use the throw move ten times in the game
Juggler Unlocked 10/17/10
10 Points
Juggle Enemy 10 x in one combo
Goal Miser Unlocked 10/17/10
25 Points
Complete at least 10 goals
All Powers Full 50 Points Master All 5 Kun Fu Powers
For the win 50 Points Beat the boss! YOU CAN DO IT!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/140 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 11/6/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 11/6/11
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 11/6/11
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Animal Cruelty Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bad Behavior Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Bloated Equals Happy Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! Unlocked 11/6/11
25 Points
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist Unlocked 11/6/11
50 Points
Research all the techniques at least once.
Star Pupil Unlocked 11/6/11
50 Points
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 14/25 (345/1,000 points)

League of Evil

Stargazer Unlocked 8/27/10
5 Points
Get three stars from 15 missions
No more scientists Unlocked 8/27/10
25 Points
Complete all 40 levels
All your briefcase are belong to us Unlocked 8/27/10
50 Points
Collect all briefcases
Champion of everything Unlocked 8/27/10
50 Points
Get three stars from all missions
Junior shareholder 5 Points Collect

Medals Earned: 4/5 (130/135 points)

Little Cannon

Brute Force Unlocked 8/3/10
25 Points
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Addicted 10 Points Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Creative 10 Points Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Critic 10 Points Rate 5 custom levels
Easy as 1, 2, 3 10 Points Finish the three tutorial levels
Sprayer 10 Points Fire your cannon 250 times
Bronze medalist 25 Points Finish all levels
Resourceful 25 Points Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Show off 25 Points Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Silver medalist 50 Points Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Gold medalist 100 Points Earn gold rank on all levels
All that glitters... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/325 points)