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Total Medals Earned: 556 (From 85 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,640 Points

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Hunt of HORROR

Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/250 points)

JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points

FIND 10 HORRORS

LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points

CHEAT

POX POWER 5 Points

START A NEW GAME

JOUSTE 10 Points

FIND 50 HORRORS

MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points

UNLOCK ALL MODES

Secret Medal ????? Points

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ONEY 5 Points

CONTINUE A GAME

HAPPY HARRY 10 Points

SCORE 8,000

MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points

BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)

RICE PIRATE 10 Points

FIND 80 HORRORS

MIND CHAMBER 25 Points

FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS

SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points

FIND ALL 100 HORRORS

TOON HOLE 25 Points

FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS

TOM FULP 100 Points

COLLECT 13 GRAVES

Hurdle Turtle: Flash!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/70 points)

Slow and Steady 5 Points

Survive 100m!

Lightning Pace 10 Points

Survive an impressive 200m!

Hurdle Hero 25 Points

Survive an unbelievable 300m!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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infect. evolve. repeat. 2

Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/485 points)

baby steps 5 Points

infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.

do the evolution! 5 Points

purchase your first upgrade.

first blood 5 Points

destroy a white bloodcell.

i will survive 5 Points

at first i was afraid, i was petrified.

this is madness! 5 Points

spawn a total of 300 germs.

biohazard 10 Points

infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.

offense is the best defence 10 Points

upgrade damage to level 10.

pandemic 10 Points

have 65 germs alive at the same time.

resistance is futile 10 Points

destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.

these go to eleven 10 Points

upgrade latency to level 11.

woah! 10 Points

oh my god it's so intense!

zombie outbreak 10 Points

spawn a total of 10000 germs.

actually defence is the best defence 25 Points

upgrade immunity to level 9.

autopilot 25 Points

upgrade auto-infect to level 8.

can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points

survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.

seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points

earn 3500 EP for a single stage.

unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points

finish 5 stages in a row without dying.

entering the hall of fame 50 Points

start from scratch after completing stage 25.

me myself and i 50 Points

upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.

the virus has been spread 50 Points

finish the final stage of the campaign.

black death 100 Points

earn a total of 70000 EP.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Invertion

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)

A new discovery 5 Points

Split horizontally for the first time

Against Newton 10 Points

Split vertically for the first time

Welcome to the sewer 100 Points

Complete the game

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Kung Fu Attack

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/140 points)

Goblin Tosser 5 Points

Use the throw move ten times in the game

Juggler 10 Points

Juggle Enemy 10 x in one combo

Goal Miser 25 Points

Complete at least 10 goals

All Powers Full 50 Points

Master All 5 Kun Fu Powers

For the win 50 Points

Beat the boss! YOU CAN DO IT!

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 14/25 (345/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

League of Evil

Medals Earned: 4/5 (130/135 points)

Stargazer 5 Points

Get three stars from 15 missions

No more scientists 25 Points

Complete all 40 levels

All your briefcase are belong to us 50 Points

Collect all briefcases

Champion of everything 50 Points

Get three stars from all missions

Junior shareholder 5 Points

Collect

Little Cannon

Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/325 points)

Brute Force 25 Points

Fire three 100% shots in a row

Addicted 10 Points

Play and finish 5 different custom levels

Creative 10 Points

Create your own level (must add at least five objects)

Critic 10 Points

Rate 5 custom levels

Easy as 1, 2, 3 10 Points

Finish the three tutorial levels

Sprayer 10 Points

Fire your cannon 250 times

Bronze medalist 25 Points

Finish all levels

Resourceful 25 Points

Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball

Show off 25 Points

Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor

Silver medalist 50 Points

Earn at least silver rank on all levels

Gold medalist 100 Points

Earn gold rank on all levels

Secret Medal ????? Points

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